What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 00:56

You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
How safe is it to travel to Kashmir in 2024?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why is it easy to make money in the USA?
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Israel says it killed 9 Iranian nuclear scientists, and braces for attacks from Iran - NPR
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?